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My Recent Conversation with a Three-Year-Old, While Playing City of Heroes
"Whatcha doin'?"
"Fighting crime."
"Wha?"
"See, I'm a super-hero."
"What's that?"
"That's my super-hero."
"Supa-hewo."
"Yep"
"What's that?"
"That's Troll."
"Toll?"
"Yeah, he's a monster."
"A monsta! Izzee scare?"
"No, not scary. He's a hero-monster. See?"
"Oh! THE HULK!!"
"Um, pretty close. Sure."
"What's that?"
"That's a nightwalker."
"What's that?"
"That's my tie."
"What's that?"
"I can't really tell where you're pointing."
"What's that?"
"Hmm, that's the nightwalker again."
"Nigh walka?"
"Yeah, pretty good."
"Supa-hewo?"
"No, he's not a super-hero. Those are over here."
"Spiderman!"
"Not exactly. I mean, he can't stick to walls."
"SPIDERMAN!"
"Close anyway. They have the same job."
"Supa-hearwo!"
"Getting there."
"Supa-hearwo!"
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