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rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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The Faygo Song
When Wikipedia talks about Faygo, what they fail to mention is how easily the name gets stuck in your head. Here's a snappy little number meant to be sung with an upbeat Vegas crooner sort of tune, the kind where you hold out the "O" at the end of every line. Enjoy.
Get some Faygo
But I don't know
If I should
If you say though
You like Faygo
I'd treat you so
Very good
Never play slow
Catch Lumbago
Don't you dare show
Me your wood
Some folks way blow
They hate Faygo
"It's too ghetto
To be good"
Please don't say no
Drink some Faygo
And be my ho
In the 'hood
'Cause I may go
Drink that Faygo
But I don't know
If I should