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10/20/04

Vulnerabilities

Superman

Kryptonite
Magic

My Sister Eljay

Histamine
House Dust
D. farinae
D. pteronyssinus
Cockroach
Cat
Dog
Alternaria
Aspergillus
Cephalosporium
Fusarium
Helminthosporium
Hormodendrum
Mucor
Penicillium
Phoma
Pullularia
Stemphylium
Ash (white)
Birch (mix)
Cedar (mountain)
Cottenwood (mountain)
Elm
Box Elder/Maple (mix)
Oak (mix)
Pine (white)
Willow (black)
Bluegrass
Orchard grass
Timothy grass
Kochia
Lambs Quarter
Pigweed (A. retroflexus)
Ragweed (short)
Ragweed (giant)
Russian Thistle

At first glance, I'd say this makes my job a heck of a lot easier than Lex's. But I have to admit that I don't even know what half of that junk IS. There's also the problem that some of the easier to understand items on that list are even more common then kryptonite was on the old Superfriends episodes (and that's saying something), and yet she is somehow still alive. I don't think Superman ever had an inhaler that made kryptonite not bother him so much, either.