Procrastination Time Again

I was recently contacted by members of the Procrastination Party, asking why I wasn't out campaigning yet. After much confusion and some shouting, I was able to determine that I'd been nominated for President again, and nobody had bothered to tell me. So I ask that you, the Areaology reader who hasn't given up on me and my sporadic updates yet, to go check out this gradually emerging political movement:

In all seriousness though, a vote for me this November 2nd is no more of a complete and utter waste of your political voice than a vote for Ralph Nader is, you naive, deluded fools. On the other hand, if you were planning on voting for our incumbent President, well, there's nothing I can really say to dissuade you because you apparently haven't been paying any attention to anything that's happened in the last four years and probably can't read anyway. See you at the polls!