These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Some number of people die in drunk driving accidents every year. Some percentage of teenagers die of drug overdoses before they graduate high school.
Some amount of cigarette smokers die from lung cancer. You've heard figures like these (with actual numbers though, probably) many times before. People say things like "I don't want to become a statistic" or "Don't let your children become statistics." There seems to be a huge negative stigmata attached to being a statistic. The public service announcements think everyone is and should be afraid of turning into a statistic. News flash here folks:
Worry about becoming DEAD. That last one probably only if you've been practicing the philosophy "I can eat glass. It doesn't hurt me." But I digress.
Becoming a corpse is worse than becoming a statistic, by at least four.
If they really want us to listen to public service announcements they should get the Playmate of the Year to straddle a patriot missle, look into the camera with an expression of disgust and disappointment and say "Men who drink and drive have small dicks." That'd work for about half the population anyway. |