These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Responses to Lyrics, old and new
Satin sheets are very romantic. What happens when you're not there?
Well, if "he" is anything like me (and if Madonna's singing about him I kinda doubt he is), he probably rolls around on them naked, rubbing the smooth satin all over himself, especially his crotch. That's what big burly men like myself enjoy doing.
Wait, big burly men unlike myself like doing that. I do too, but I'd probably be playing video games when you're not there. (Troll plays video games when you are there.) I might wrap the satin sheets around myself and huddle within them while I play video games, though.
I like you better when, I like you better when you go away!
I like me better when I go away too, you stuttering schmuck, because then I'm not near you. Buh-bye.