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7/28/04

The Man Puzzle

If I could choose all the pieces of my man puzzle, they would be:

The suaveness of Trent
About 1/2 of the wide variety of intelligence from Brian
The other 1/2 of wide variety of intelligence from Matt
The caring side from Wes
The romantic side of Trent
The sensuality of Trent
The chest, arms, and lips of Jake
The eyes of John
The trustworthiness of Drew
The listening ears of Matt and Jake
The sexuality of Trent and Brian D.
The sense of humor of Brian and Drew
The way he is w/ children from Jake
The way he worries almost nonstop about my well-being from Wes
The butt of Nicolaus Cage (you should have known I'd put him in there some where:)
The smile of Ben Affleck
Has to have a goatee, but not sure from whom just yet
The ambition and dedication of Jake
The computer knowledge of Brian, Wes, and Matt mixed (this is important to me, yes)
The car knowledge of Jake (this, too, w/ my experience of cars is important)
The hair of Vin Diesel (I've decided I like 'em bald...it's sexy)
The will to cook anything from Trent
The bartender skills from Trent, of course
The way he still looks at me (although it almost gives me the creeps anymore) ...Allen
The reptile obsession from Steve Irwin (had to sneak that in)
Someone I can fit perfectly into their arms to feel safe when I sleep or just lounging on the couch
Also has to be atleast 6'0", if that isn't too much to ask

If that doesn't all seem to out of the question, please someone...get right on this....I'm so lonely right now, I can't explain it.