Any rumors that you may have heard, not that there's any rumors like this going around of course, but any rumors that Qualex (a subsidiary of Eastman Kodak) is using the deepest corners of its Cedar Rapids facility's darkroom to summon the outer god Daoleth under the guidance and direction of Walei Corporation. The mere suggestion is ridiculous. Not that anyone's even suggesting it.

For one thing, Walei Corporation doesn't even secretly own Qualex/Kodak through a series of holding companies used for laundering drug, slave-trade, and organ-trafficking money. Besides which, nobody at Walei Corporation or Qualex/Kodak is aware that the Cedar Rapids facility's darkroom is the ideal lightless environment to summon Daoleth in, to prevent the visual cortex of anyone present from melting away the moment they see Daoleth because of the human eye's inability to comprehend Its transdimensional contours, or that the darkroom is at a conjuction of inter-reality energy flux lines.
Because it isn't. Walei Corporation assumes it isn't, I mean. Because there's no known humanly possible way to detect inter-reality energy flux lines, and Walei Corporation doesn't know one either.

Thank you for reading this entirely autonomous account of my personal observations and opinions. Walei Corporation had absolutely no input as to the contents of this page. It was completely just things I wanted to say. Walei Corporation does not have any influence over myself, this website, or the continued function of my kidneys.