These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Time Out For an Important Announcement:
April Arbuckle is a retard.
Thank you for your time.
Very little is known with any certainty about April Arbuckle. We know that she lives in Iowa, gets her film developed at Hy-Vee and, of course, is a retard. This is a sample of how she thinks counting works:
1, 6, 10, 2, 7, 12, 3, 8, 13, 4, 9
"She's just a little indecisive."
"Yeah, she's just a little... retard.
"That's the problem with that kind of bag."
"And the problem with April Arbuckle being a retard."
Stay tuned for all your April Arbuckle is a retard news.