Miscellany

"Here, I'm going to lay this bag here by your head."
"What's in it?"
"About fifteen pounds of explosives."
"Good." *punches bag*

Nurgle. Tzeench. Khorne. Slaanesh. WAAAAAAGH!

Gonna be out of town for a few days. That means no updates, unless some of the trained monkeys of plush hanging out on my computer learns how to type for themselves. (Taking dictation from stuffed monkeys is annoying. -ed.)

Wizard needs food badly. Valkyrie is about to die.

Why are there so many main charaters of comic strips named Bob? Bob the Angry Flower, Baughb the Elf, Bob the Circle, etc. Is the name Bob that funny that we have to couple it with every "the _____" combination we can think of?

Nobody loves me / everybody hates me / guess I'll go eat worms.
Well, okay so I was already eating worms. Still, that's no reason for everybody to hate me. They're just slimy little miniature tentacles that crawl around in the dirt... Maybe that's a good reason for everybody to hate me, afterall.

Hey, it's Wednesday. Guess what finally got here, only minutes ago?
To be honest, I was almost hoping they'd mess it up again so I could bitch to a supervisor and maybe get some free junk out of them. There's always next time I get hideously jerked around by a mail order company, I suppose.

*sip* "Hey, this Surge tastes funny!"
"There's Gin in it."
"Oh, that explains it, then." *sip* "Hey! This Gin tastes weird!"
"It's in a Surge can."
"Oh!" *sip*...

Thank you! But the princess is in another castle.