Further proof that Troll and I are not human beings: Neither of us is in Bill Hicks' phonebook. So there.

Troll is a troll, obviously. I am, classically and behaviorally, a gargoyle.

Technically however, I am a concept. A rather vague concept, I think. On of those ideas you can't quite put your finger on. I only half exist, you see. Existence is hereditary, and I got a little from my mother's side of the family.
Only from my mother's side.

Have you ever lacked a physical form? You should try it some time, it's refreshing. Of course I may be biased, seeing as how my physical form, when it sporadicly shows up, is an unhealthy, wretchedly frail thing. One of the minor drawbacks of being merely partially real.

I'm pretty sure my grandparents exist though, so perhaps complete nonexistence is a recessive genetic trait, and it skips a generation.
It would explain why I don't have any kids.

Gonna be a big surprise when my grandchildren start springing out of nowhere, though.