Miss Ellany

It's come to my attention that Fun 8/12/00 wasn't archived properly. I fixed that, and you should read it if you didn't catch it the day it was up because... um... well, why do you read any of this crap, anyway?

Troll's Quick Capsule Review of Icewind Dale:
I just found a girdle! These games [Baldur's Gate, Planescape: Torment, Neverwinter Nights, Frogger, etc. -ed] are all about girdles. And belts and stuff, but mostly girdles!
My mother always said I should find a nice girdle and settle down.

I had feelings yesterday:
Happy because I saw her.
Sad because she's not not here.
Confused, worried, and depressed because I haven't heard.
Jealous because someone else visited.
Like an ass because I didn't.
Hurt because it's been too long.
Hurt because that's been even longer.
Hurt because I miss her.
Scared.

I could have sworn there was something funny I was going to write here to lighten things up after that last one, but my soul seems to be crushed under insurmountable despair at the moment so I can't remember what it was.

If this stupid ftp server gets any slower I'm going to... um... cry about it!