Once I saw one of those personal homepages that included every thought the webmaster ever had and was updated multiple times a day, usually with in-depth descriptions of the details of someone's normal life that aren't at all interesting. (I believe they're calling such sites E/N pages, for Everything/Nothing.) I try to make this page not like that, posting only reasonably humorous things, but I won't get into that since it's pretty much just me getting all defensive. The point is, this particular site seemed to revolve around the webmaster telling you how much of a loser he was and how pathetic he acted. On the frontpage was a counter for how many times he'd masturbated in the year 2000. I was utterly and completely disgusted. It didn't even work out to once a day! Listen buddy, if you're trying to tell us that you're a pathetic dork with no life, don't go posting how much you masturbated if it's not even every day. That's not even worth talking about.