These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Tomorrow is my birthday. Today is Halloween. Yesterday I got my first webpage check from Terrashare. Between that check, the birthday Rice Krispies Treats my mom sent me, and the year-old $25 paycheck I found in my coat pocket I should be financially secure enough to quit my job for half a day and fly off to the tropical paradise of the gas station on the corner. Unfortunately since I began this update while travelling backward in time I'm now six and they won't let me buy airline tickets.
While you're trying to make sense of all this, enjoy the following picture of my birthday monkey, Photon Monkey the Blaster-Primate, holding the first money I ever made off that there "internet" thingy.
