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Kick ass! Just so long as they don't start playing Rifts. It sucks.

" As the Marine you fight primarily the Aliens and there is no sense of killing unrighteously. To explain, if I had an Alien coming after me I wouldn't consider it a sin to shoot it!"

Hey, God made those Aliens too, psychopath. What happened to loving all of the Lord's creatures, you sick bastard? You'd better do some Hail Marys or something just for typing that. Unless of course you just meant "illegal aliens," like Mexicans or Canary Islanders.
No, wait... I think He might have made those too.

"The Xel' Naga don't play into the game at all, therefore the "creation" and "life bringing" element of the story doesn't affect the player directly. Another element that may catch Christians attention is the ability of the Zerg to "evolve".

There's plenty of argumentative bullshit I could say about this, but I won't. This is enough: This Starcraft review was in the "Simulation" section, right next to all the SimCity games. Maybe it's not your childrens' ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality that you should be so worried about, people.

Speaking of having a problem telling fantasy from reality (Hint: Reality is the boring one!) Christian Answers' Review of Doom 1 is best summed up by this User Comment from the end of it:

"Extra points are given for a shot in the head." "When you end up being killed by the progressively bigger and badder demons on each new level, the screen pans back to show your dying body crumpled to the ground and the bloodthirsty demons eating you like a piece of meat." "When they die, you see their blood spatter on the dark and eerie walls." - NONE OF THESE FEATURES are incorporated into the official PC release of Doom.
--Otto da Fé, age 18

Thanks go to Largo of MegaTokyo for linking to the page these quotes are from.