These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
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Alpha Male
I am the bitter monkey king
I watch my subjects dance and sing
Perched high upon a throne of shit
Heed my advice, for I'm full of it
The melancholy monkey kingI am the bitter monkey king
Some monkey love would be the thing
To help this monarch who must be shown
Flesh can be more than hair and bone
The ragged, tattered monkey king
I am the bitter monkey king
Rest of the pack keeps on breeding
Though miserable I'll never cry
But wish they all would up and die
The ever-lonely monkey king
I am the bitter monkey king
With ticks to eat, feces to fling
My monkey friends will try all night
To wear away this wall of spite
I aaOOO! OOooOP! WhOOP! AH-HAA! HAAGH-HA!!