These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights
or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless
rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed
of. But most of the time it's just words.
Older Fun:
(12/17/00)
(12/15/00)
(12/13/00)
(12/11/00)
(12/08/00)
(12/05/00)
(12/02/00)
(11/30/00)
(11/27/00)
(11/23/00)
(11/22/00)
(11/21/00)
(11/16/00)
(11/15/00)
(11/14/00)
(11/12/00)
(11/10/00)
(11/08/00)
(11/07/00)
(11/06/00)
(11/03/00)
(11/01/00)
(10/31/00)
(10/29/00)
(10/26/00)
(10/24/00)
(10/22/00)
(10/21/00)
(10/20/00)
(10/19/00)
(10/18/00)
(10/16/00)
(10/14/00)
(10/13/00)
(10/12/00)
(10/10/00)
(10/06/00)
(10/05/00)
(10/03/00)
(10/02/00)
(09/30/00)
(09/29/00)
(09/27/00)
(09/26/00)
(09/25/00)
(09/22/00)
(09/21/00)
(09/20/00)
(09/19/00)
(09/18/00)
(09/17/00)
(09/16/00)
(09/15/00)
(09/14/00)
(09/13/00)
(09/12/00)
(09/11/00)
(09/08/00)
(09/07/00)
(09/05/00)
(09/02/00)
(09/01/00)
(08/31/00)
(08/30/00)
(08/28/00)
(08/27/00)
(08/25/00)
(08/22/00)
(08/18/00)
(08/15/00)
(08/14/00)
(08/12/00)
(08/10/00)
(08/09/00)
(08/07/00)
(08/06/00)
(08/03/00)
(07/31/00)
(07/27/00)
(07/24/00)
(07/21/00)
(07/19/00)
(07/18/00)
(07/16/00)
(07/14/00)
(07/13/00)
(07/12/00)
(07/11/00)
(07/10/00)
(07/05/00)
(07/04/00)
(07/02/00)
(07/01/00)
(06/29/00)
(06/27/00)
(06/26/00)
(06/25/00)
(06/23/00)
(06/21/00)
(06/20/00)
(06/19/00)
(06/18/00)
(06/17/00)
(06/16/00)
(06/15/00)
(06/14/00)
(06/13/00)
(06/12/00)
(06/11/00)
(06/10/00)
(06/08/00)
(06/07/00)
(06/06/00)
(06/05/00)
(06/04/00)
(06/03/00)
(06/02/00)
(06/01/00)
(05/31/00)
(05/30/00)
(05/29/00)
(05/26/00)
(05/25/00)
(05/24/00)
(05/23/00)
(05/22/00)
(05/19/00)
(05/18/00)
(05/17/00)
(05/16/00)
(05/15/00)
(05/14/00)
(05/13/00)
(05/12/00)
(05/11/00)
(05/10/00)
(05/09/00)
(05/08/00)
(05/07/00)
(05/06/00)
(05/05/00)
(05/03/00)
Hypothetically Conversing
I don't think I'd take his advice about relationships.Of all our friends, he's the only one who's married.
Yeah, see? Further evidence.
Let's indulge in pessimism for a moment, and suppose that the only reason everybody keeps telling you you're beautiful is just to make you feel better. That would mean we care about your feelings, which is more important anyway, right?
Or it just means you're flattering me because you want to get laid.
Sure, which means we think you're hot. So really you win either way.
...
Yeah, we figured.
...
That too? Well there's nothing wrong with that.
...
Who wouldn't?
...
Did you have fun?
...
Nothing wrong with that, either.
...
You know, when you made me promise not to tease you, I was really expecting some better dirt than this. A lot of us wouldn't be ashamed, we'd be bragging.