These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed of. But most of the time it's just words.

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12/27/00

Merry Belated Holidays

An even mixture of downed connection, holiday travel, and desperate need to be unconscious led to my not saying anything holidayeriffic back when you would have given a flying fraggle. I deeply apologize to anyone who failed to have a merry Christmas, happy Hanukah, or throbbing Kwanzaa merely because I neglected to wish them such in time.

A few things I got this Christmas:

Three Monkeys
Several Pounds of Candy
Pot
Emotional Sutures
Knife, Large
Knife, Small
Book: "The F-Word" (Warning! Spoiler Ahead: It's "Fuck"!)
Hat Hair
Picture of Elvis, Framed