These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed of. But most of the time it's just words.

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1/17/01

Fear leads to Anger.
Anger leads to Hatred.
Hatred leads to Suffering.
Suffering leads to Angst.
Angst leads to Rap-Metal.
Rap-Metal leads to Moshing.
Moshing leads to Violence.
Violence leads to Pain.
Pain leads to Masochism.
Masochism leads to Leather.
Leather leads to Erection.
Erection leads to Masturbation.
Masturbation leads to Stickyness.
Stickyness leads to Kleenex.
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