Today I drive to Minnesota where I will pay someone to shoot me in the eye with a laser. After he is done doing that, he will shoot the same laser into my other eye. And this should take care of my "vision" once and for all.

What this means to you nice folks at home reading this (all three of you) is that there won't be any updates for the next week because I'll be out of town. I know what you're both thinking (the other one got bored and stopped reading already), "So what's the difference?" I've been negligent, and all I can really say about that is screw you all. Wait, no. I mean, I'm so very very sorry.

Bastards.

In the meantime, I wish I could say Happy Valentine's Day, but I'm sure I wouldn't mean it. I would flirt a little and say "C'mon over here, I don't bite... hard" in that sexy way that people say that, but actually I do.

See ya next monday.