These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed of. But most of the time it's just words.

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2/21/01

Polygraph

I didn't masturbate at work last night
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...while on the clock!
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Much?
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-more than usual.
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*sigh* Usual for me.
Ding!
I'm so embarrassed, I hate talking about this sort of thing.
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to strangers.
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I give up.
Ding!
Frequently.
Ding!