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2/28/01

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We hate whoever took all these pictures you've sent us.
We hate each individual person in every one of your pictures.
We hate any member of your family that hasn't been previously covered by these statements.
We hate everybody involved in your conception, gestation, and eventual birth, even if only peripherally, including but not limited to gynecologists, lamaze coaches, manufacturers of faulty condoms, and whoever sold your then-underage parents that bottle of Wild Turkey.
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