Thank you, server. Recently I'd had some discussion with my parents over email two emails they said they sent that I'd never received. It was rather odd, but I thought little of it because I would get their later emails or the re-sends of the ones I'd missed. Today when I checked my email I downloaded 14 "new" messages, none of them dating more recently than the last several that I'd already received. It seems the server has been holding onto some of these for up to a month while giving me my other mail just fine.

Wow. That's some incredible service there, AT&T @Home. Thanks guys, and sorry to everyone who thinks I ignored their mail. (Which is not to say this covers all the mail I haven't replied to, I'm still terrible about that sort of thing when I DO receive the letters.) What worries me is that there may be more email that I'm still not getting. Damn.

Well, none of that was terribly entertaining, was it? So how about I sum up by saying @Home has child-eatingly bad service. See, that adverb works for everything.