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3/16/01

Fan Mail, Re: Troll Semen!

This excellent product has more uses than you thought!
1. spackle your walls!
2. polish your floors!
3. excellent as a toothpaste!
4. freshens cars and attics!
5. kills rodents!
6. releives stress!
7. great as a moisturizer!

(Thanks Becky!)