These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed of. But most of the time it's just words.

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3/20/01

Tell Me a Story...

Once upon a time there was a troll, sitting at a bar drinking Goldschlager. It was a foul, nasty little thing. The more it sat at the bar the more Goldschlager it drank and the more it drank the more it sat. Suddenly a lovely maiden approached the troll, mistakenly seeing it as a thing of beauty due to a wicked enchantment over her eyes. (The enchantment is known as 25 Cent Tap Night)

"Hey there, do you have the time?" the maiden asked the troll. The troll drank its Goldschlager thoughtfully for a moment, considering.

"Holy mung!" the troll exclamed in startled realization, "I DO have the time!" With that, the troll protectively clutched the time against its greasy rind and ran off furtively into the late afternoon. Neither of them was ever seen again.