These are just things I write, okay? Sometimes they're profound insights or funny stories and I'm really proud of them. Other times it's mindless rhetoric that I've since completely changed my mind about and am ashamed of. But most of the time it's just words.

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5/3/01

Hasslehoff is Funny

"Man, I have no clue what to say. I just think that if I keep mentioning my cock and your ass that you'll still like me"

(Not funny Ha-ha)